Men are so stupid! My name is Jill, I traveled very, very far just to attend Pleasant Valley State. Before I left home, my father told me to stay away from the Earthli, er boys, and to remember I was there to get an education. What's a girl to do though, when the first thing she sees when moving in to the dorm, is a gorgeous hunk of manhood? Smitten does not cover what I was. With that first look I was hopelessly lost to him.
HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME!!!! I tried, I tried everything. He was painting in the hall so I decided some Tai Chi to show of my grace and, er, form. I almost kicked him in the head, one would think that a girl able to lift her leg that high would prove enticing, but no...
I tried putting myself around whenever he was, I would sit on the bench when he was going to class...
I even humbled myself, and my genius IQ to ask him for help studying
Sigh, how can I get him to notice me. I know that we would make a beautiful family, no matter what Pappa says.
This dorm is really cool, there is a pond out by the pool. Having given up, for now, in my quest for my mate, I decided to practice my favorite hobby and commune with nature a bit. This planet is very strange, I do not understand this entire fixation with covering ones self in textiles. It was such a joy to shed them, and become one with the world the way it was intended.
It was then that he finally noticed me. He walked by stopped, smiled and started chuckling to himself.
"What's so funny" I demanded. "Nothing, nothing at all... it's just that, well you would get along great with my mother".
His mother... oh, he's talking to me about his mother, this is a good thing, I wonder if he wants me to meet her...
After that, things loosened up between us, but I am still puzzled by why my fishing nude would have attracted his attention in the first place. Finally, our friendship was sealed the day he helped me with my Botany lab.
I was so happy, I could have flown home without the ship... To be in his arms, even if it was just a friendly hug set my entire being on fire. It was then I decided that he would be my first, somehow, someway it would happen.
