Party! Yes, amazing what a name and money can do for you. I can not believe that I managed to con the board of Regents into letting me start the Campus' first Fraternity. Hopefully the upper classman dweeb they made me agree to accept sight unseen turns out to be the "proper" sort of horndog.
I think this house is going to be perfect, it is big enough for lots of org, er parties. Funny thing though, I hope this does not mean the house is cursed, but early this morning just at the crack of dawn when I moving in, the mailman showed up and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack. Very strange that, but it was fun watching the dancing girls...
Need to make up my mind though, if I should call the undertaker and have them take the poor sots stone to a proper graveyard or not. I wonder if I leave it under the tree there if we will get haunted... Coolidge, now that would be the most awesome.
The best thing about this house is we are right across the street from the Sorority house. Maximum babeage, like totally. Need to invest in a telescope methinks. I saw this classic redhead this morning out fishing in a bikini. Man oh man oh mano, I would love to mow her grass...
There's another over there with a set of lungs that could supply air to a hot air balloon. Cute, but too much of a good thing if you know what I mean. Life is good, I think I am going to like this college bit just fine. Welp, there he is now, I guess I better answer the door...
They say you should never judge anyone by first impressions, but... the first thing my new "brother", Risk Ransom wants to do after moving in is study. How flipping lame. What, like we are here to get an education? Oh, right, I guess we are. Nothing for it and hey, this dude has some good tricks, this is a lot easier once you know how...
As we finished it was time for me to head to class. I ran out the door and up the street turning back to see Risk heading for the Pond to drop a line, you know, maybe what they say about first impressions is right, he may turn out to be an all right sort after all. At least he doesn't seem to want to do any corny bonding stuff...
