Woohoo, and I do mean WOOOHHHOOOO! What a flipping semester this is turning out to be. Risk man, oh you have to love the brother, that man is a true Horndog. It is just like so cool I can not even begin to believe this is all happening... Let me back up and explain myself, I can get a little excitable, and I want to make sure you don't miss anything mm'k?
That first day, when I got back from class Risk was still out fishing, what the hell I thought, so I grabbed the rod (not that one perv), and joined him.
I started talking, telling him first about the mailman, and how weird that whole scene was and then started to tell him about the red head across the street, but the dude's face suddenly clouded over like somebody kicked his mother or something man. Anyway, I ignored it and went on how I would like to mow the grass on that cut little bikini she was wearing, when he smiled and said, oh, you mean Angela. Angela, cool, is there like anything this dude doesn't know? He knows her name. A twin? Wow... she has a twin, imagine doing both, what do you mean shut up? Man, like chill...
I guess he has a thing for the twin, note to the old rolodex, steer clear of twin, at least when Risk is around... What's that? Angela is twin? Aren't they both twins? You lost me man, too much for my little silver spooned brain to handle. So like, that was pretty much how the afternoon went, we had a great time shooting the shit and razzing each other. It was approaching dusk then when Risk grabbed our catch and said he would go cook us up some dinner. Suhweet! And I didn't even have to offer to pay him or anything.
I went in and hooked up with my interior designer ( a sweet little raven haired thing, remind me to introduce you sometime), told her I needed the party room and a bar installed like yesterday. Oh, and I wanted paintings, lots of nude paintings on the wall, even told her there was a bonus in it for her if one of the paintings was of her. Heh, she pulls this off and I might even tip her, if you catch my drift...
Boring shit, I'll just skip the class/study/research stuff for now and fast forward to the day the last workman left after installing the spritzer in the bar. I have to admit, she really outdid herself, this place is going to see a lot of action. The party room, complete with a DJ booth, can you believe it?
Wood ceilings, like how cool is that? Hah, and she earned her bonus I see. I wonder who that is she is with... I didn't know her gate swung both ways. Cute, oh yeah, excuse me, the pictures are a bit distracting, fine art appreciation and all that. The bar is fully functional and should be able to keep up with the need for liquid refreshment. Need to hire a topless bartender, note to rolodex, cruise dorms looking for nubile freshmen in need of cash.
As I watched the workman leave, I saw the new letter carrier walking down the street, so I decided it would be a friendly gesture to say hello. The fact that she was built like a... had nothing at all to do with it. Chatting her up I soon had her laughing and smiling I have to admit though that when she said yes to my suggestion she let me get a few pictures of her nekkid, I just went kazing...
What's that honey, your name is Dagmar? Note to rolodex mail lady thinks I care what her flipping name is. That's nice, lovely name, now just spread your, ahh, perfect, thanks. Beautiful honey, simply beautiful, you really look great out of those ugly shorts, care for a drink? Great, come right in, I'd offer to take your coat, but your not wearing anything, yes, that was a joke... Note to rolodex, mail lady is as dumb as a box of rocks. Why am I taking off my clothes? I don't want you to feel alone that's all...
Why don't we take a seat, no right here on the floor is just fine. Skooch back just a little ah that's it right there, say your tits feel just wonderful, let me slide this, just a little right there ahh yes, yes, yeah babe, touch yourself, that is good, yeah babe give it to me...
As we were standing up she dropped to her knees and proceeded to restore what she had so very recently deflated,
it did not take much but just then the door opened. Shit! Well looks like we find out How Risk is going to be, brother or reagent spy. Brother!!!! All right we are going to PAAARTY. He walked in took one look and walked back around the corner. Like shit man, then the fuck head walked back into the room starkers, dropped to his knees and gave it to what's her face from behind, giving me a wink. YESSS all is right with the world.
